Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !
Because they lactose.
It's a members-only jacket.
Food's on me tonight.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome
She's trans-parent.
Fairy WOD-mothers.
T: I'm a Megan Trainor.