Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

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How do you spot will smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.