Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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You know you need a psychiatrist!

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.