Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.