Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !