What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'