What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines