How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.