Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !