Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !