Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!