How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

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What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."