Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.