How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.