How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.