How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.