How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.