How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

accommodating.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.