Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Relieve Jokes More Relieve Jokes

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!