Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil