Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Relieve Jokes More Relieve Jokes

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.