Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

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Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.