What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil