What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!