What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

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another one popes up.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.