Laxative Jokes

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease