What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.