What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.