Holy Water Jokes

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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