Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.