Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...