What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.