What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh