What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis