What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis