What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)