What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

When are the hiest's coming out?

THEY ARE NOT!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Scoli Jokes More Scoli Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis