What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!