What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D