What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.