What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

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What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.