What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread

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Yeasty I'll show myself out

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What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.