What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese