Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi