Halloumi Jokes

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection