His reflection.
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Halloumi!
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
A: All of them.
Their work is a reflection of themselves.
You would too if you had no reflection.
Reflection
My life...
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.
Carl gets shot in the face.
He was disturbing the peas.
An avalanche
a hamburger.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...
He forgot his Loggins
Aziz, I'm sorry.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
A: Half a centipede.
