Reflection Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair?

You would too if you had no reflection.

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

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What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar?

Total internal reflection.

How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

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Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.