What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.