What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....