What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...