Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

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What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.