Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites