Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

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What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites