What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.