What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !