What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.