How did the cavemen in the far east pro...

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.