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Because they can't protect their towers.
They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.
Super Barrio Mothers
Hide in the living room.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
because they can't protect their towers
Protect and swerve.
They Rocked their doors.
Cause they can't protect their towers.
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
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It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP
To protect himself from the harmful rays.
An umbrellaphant !
The C.I.ayy
Spruce Wayne
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
One protects all colors.
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
A: Hide it in an accordion case.
Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"
So he could protect and serve.
Knives
me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)
Slayer.
A ball-point gorilla!
De-stalinization plants
You shake em' we take em!"
Their motto is "be prepared"
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Im hard
Spoiled milk.
She left him out in the sun too long.
Head Ganon
League of Legends. Because they know drama.
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
His property was Fur Elise
It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.