Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.