Because children inherit properties from their parents.
Kidneys.
Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson
Me: I love you.
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Parents
When their parents won't get them braces.
Because property is theft.
They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.
A Dairy Heir.
Because he was the rightful heir