Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.