Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred