What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"