What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.