What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

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What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.