What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)