What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.