What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!