What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

De Jokes More De Jokes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.