What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!