How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.