How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.