How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.