What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

140 Jokes More 140 Jokes

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

140 Character Jokes More 140 Character Jokes

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey