What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

140 Jokes More 140 Jokes

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

140 Character Jokes More 140 Character Jokes

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist