What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

140 Jokes More 140 Jokes

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

140 Character Jokes More 140 Character Jokes

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".