What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

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What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits