Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
He wanted to be cool.
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Steaks.
Because they recognise Ty won
Because he was Uber busy.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
The rogue one
They branch out
The one with the most branches!
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess