Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
An old man yelling at the cloud
Au nevoir.
Slim to nun.
Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"
Because they're not PC
Because they're not PC.
He lost hijab.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
Both start off as eggs.
They branch out
Because the Chimp-Can't -See
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here