Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Because no one wants them.
Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
They always pay in shingles.
A member of the Kru Krux Kran
Joint Family.
One rabbyte
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Because he couldn't branch out.
Because the Chimp-Can't -See
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
Wrong, What are coworkers"