Why do trees have so many friends?

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See