Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY