Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out