Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.