Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.