Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!