Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!