What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

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Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.