What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence