What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self