What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)