What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!