What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.