Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Whores?

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Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates