Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"