Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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Karma, Whores.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates