What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"