What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!