What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.