What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.