What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"