What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.