Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...