Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."