Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.