What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.