What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

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Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Sea Mammal Jokes More Sea Mammal Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee