What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

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What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee