What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible