What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call an alcoholic Mormon?

An oxymormon

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.