What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.