What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.