Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A: Because 36 would be too many.
Virgin Mobile
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
Salt Lick City
Brigham Young
One if nobody is watching.
A mormoff!
Mother's Day.
An oxymormon
The temperature of their caffeine
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The second m is silent.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Lord of the Rings
Invite two of them.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
Bring two Mormons.
To get to the other bride!
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
You invite two of them.
Because 30 is too many!
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
A Utahraptor
Jean-Claude Van Darn
Poke 'em on!
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
A prison sentence.
36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
Watered Down
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.
Who dies first? No one cares. :/
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
