Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
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A: Because 36 would be too many.
Virgin Mobile
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
Salt Lick City
Brigham Young
One if nobody is watching.
A mormoff!
Mother's Day.
An oxymormon
The temperature of their caffeine
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The second m is silent.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Lord of the Rings
Invite two of them.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
Bring two Mormons.
To get to the other bride!
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
You invite two of them.
Because 30 is too many!
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
A Utahraptor
Jean-Claude Van Darn
It goes back four seconds.
Because they pull out at the last second.
His mom.
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
In Fort Launderdale.
He puts it in the Wash.
3/5
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Ho Gardens
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
It doesn't matter
Salt Lick City.
To keep each udder dry.
When they dance they make it rain.
